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KINGSINGER ®

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Vanna Drusilla misses her father. After an accident with a witch who curses her eyes, she's dropped off at the Toons Town Orphanage in Halogen, where she's mistreated by the evil Kpop Queen and her goons. Vanna has a face the Kpop Queen craves. Vanna is cute and the Kpop Queen is NOT. Its a tricky balance, since Mrs. Triceratops and Mrs. Wimbletin Alpaca Picklestick would only prefer Vanna's vitality. Kpop is not their cup of tea. Serving the perfect face is never as easy as serving a cheeseburger. Fans overseas wouldn't know any better after they give Vanna the perfect Korean Rhino-Bleph Special. After all their good work, they plan to slice her face off her head, right in the kitchen of Mama Kimjook's World Famous Glass Soup Dumplings, next door to Hankook Tires, Samsung, LG, Hyundai, KIA, Bibago Global, Bibambap Palace, Hot Pot City, Kimchi Couture, All You Bánh Mì Buffet, BobaTime, 365 Bakery, Kikoman factory, Top Dog Ramen, Ranch 99, Costco, Philly Cheesesteak, Kentucky Fried Meatballs, Booboo King and last but not least, McDonald's -- to empower Kpop to take over the planet. Butter late than never. From Walmart to Versace, she can barely escape with the skin of her teeth. Not even god can stop her (she's a diamond).

1 A Vanna Drusilla friendshipKINGSINGER
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2 Imposters imitating me?KINGSINGER
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3 For Mr. Charlatan ApplesauceKINGSINGER
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4 Turkey Jingleberry, Rumpus Sauerkraut & ApplesauceKINGSINGER
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5 Mrs Triceratops orderKINGSINGER
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6 Mrs Triceratops servedKINGSINGER
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Persea in The Fourth Coming. Another anti hero story. The writing took partial inspiration from legends in hip hop for its use of explicit language to depict the forces of sin. The Vampire Queen is a symbol for the fallen woman. She's drunk on power and susceptible to toxic male influence. The portrayal of this type of woman begs the comparison between male and female dominated cultures. It is more widely acceptable for men to take multiple wives than it is for women to take multiple suitors. Men are saints and women are sinners. Does that make Persea evil? Not if she hasn't hurt anyone. Lots of people are hurting her. The double standard argument rarely succeeds. The Vampire Queen's character resonates with my gender. What if I become like her one day? She doesn't need to fall. She can be saved, we think. The Vampire Queen's relationship dynamic with Persea is the longest cat fight in history about vanity. She uses her powers of corruption to have sex with men much younger than her real age as evidence of her sex appeal to dominate Persea. It doesn't work. There isn't a war that Persea ever asked for. Persea is disillusioned by the Vampire Queen's dishonesty - a cloak to conceal racism to prevent total war. But that's not all. The Vampire Queen would murder every 16 year old within her domain out of envy and greed. If she drinks their blood, she stays young. Is this a kindly mother or a villain? Of course Persea will run away.

 

Persea's exposition dives into a thorough exploration of my literary voice in 48300, Daguerre de folie, Ourelia, Oriel Mercury, Black Wing, Onyx Grace, Dark Solomon and Linch Pins. My collective work is a chronic reaction to the attacks from individual competitors who intend to crush me, just for existing without posting bikini photos or dispensing more free intellectual property - more than is nessecary to establish my name. Prose originally driven by apologetic notes for being Chinese sprung out of my obsessive compulsive need for organization, not derivative self hatred. Audiences approve of attractive couples strolling along the Seine, not tourists - people of color with iPhones taking up space at the Notre Dame. God forbid. Once I accepted that point of view, I never wanted travel again. I wanted to process these new ideas. Visiting a castle will not change who I am. Other things might. Only those harboring hubris might disagree. It's a matter of opinion. Awkward people arrive in all shades. When Kpop Demon Hunters stole the Oscar with my reluctant contribution, they shocked the world. Kpop wanted to prove that performance is valued above all else. They chose to lean in too close to Persea, I mean Priscilla, creator of KingSinger to transform weakness into strength.

 

What about integrity?

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Adversaries who vehemently disagree misappropriate in dead silence. This would only get picked up in animation if someone rewrites it by modifying the ugliest prose. The word ugly implies, The Fourth Coming could be ineffective without the appropriate vulgar language to describe the state of cyber culture. Why? Contrast is the meaning of life. Who could hurt me? Someone sneaky, someone smart, someone slimier than critics who love racist jokes and enjoy revisionist history musicals. Someone without talent and great connections. Hey, that's not you. You're better than that. Someone who enjoys adultery and can't take "No," for an answer? A villain who intends to rewrite himself as the love struck hero. What if the romance is a lie? And if he intends to control me by transforming me into yet another famous sex slave trapped in her livestream, all the while committing credit tax fraud and getting caught to later on be hailed as a craven? The news reports of arrested human sex traffickers were cover up for The Fourth Coming. Blame Kpop. Investing in sexy women is an investment in mind control. There's a war in Iran now. Who wouldn't sleep with this person after he slips them a little KingSinger? Better than Spanish fly. I'd call him a leech, but it's impolite. Say, that's my special sauce - not yours. Suppose inwardly, he thinks,"I'm the pretty one. It's supposed to me. It's always me." If a guardian could speak, he'd say,"It is you. Now its not, but later it will be again. Why can't you be happy? I'm sure she's done nothing to harm you. All you do is use your smart phone."

 

A new day, a new suit, a new person.

 

"A timeless Priscilla masterpiece. I assure you - you're NOT a fraud after The Fourth Coming has been written. There is no beef. This is just a child in her mid thirties. She's nothing - just a child. Kpop Demon Hunters and Nimona are THE BEST - fabulous, gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous. To die for. They're GOLDEN. Who cares about her? Everybody, say it with me - WE ARE GORGEOUS FABULOUS BEAUTIFUL OUTSTANDING INCREDIBLE GROUNDBREAKING BREATHTAKING MARVELOUS GLORIOUS SPELLBINDING AMAZING FANTASTIC SO VERY SMART MAGNIFICENT BEST SHOWS IN ENTERTAINMENT PHENOMENAL EXCRUCIATING FUNNY - TO DIE FOR. LOVE LOVE LOVE. IAM IN LOVEEEEEEEE." Now dance. Now stop. "None of these pictures are as beautiful as BARBIE MOVIE."

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"How dare you compliment me? Those are fake compliments, you ZERO. Mark my words, PRISCILLA. I am vain and I will depreciate your offering, you UGLY YELLOW THING. What kind of surname is WONG? Stupid loser name. She's STUPID not to support you, Ali. Didn't she know I set her up as the villain - EVIL PRISCILLA. THAT'S WHAT SHE GETS FOR SPEAKING WITH AN ATTORNEY. You know what they expect." The anonymous witch. She turns the other cheek to cry false tears, the poisonous apple she is, who fakes her age on the internet. I drive her crazy.

 

"Believe it or not -- no nudity was involved in the making. Look at all these insecure women on the internet. So what if I make these influencers feel like her? At least they'll strip for me. I did it because she's the one." The one as in Neo? He thinks he's in love. Little does he know, he made out with Elon Musk in his wet dreams. So what if every sexy girl on the internet was simulated by Space X? As Drake would say it, "It's my first time, habibi. Teeheehee." Suppose I make him feel like a born again virgin. Who is this person? A misinformed gigolo? An avid gamer? KingSinger will save you. Exactly what gives people the impression that I'm begging for company? Entrepreneurs are supposed to make the world a better place. With stubborn persistence, Persea forges her own identity - self deprecation as a protective veil against her own audacity.

 

Forget about Baby Cobra. As an entitled Klansman would put it, here's a snake you cannot hate -- Persea, the Lost Prince of China. Will there be zombies and vampires after the fall of civilization?

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"To be quite honest, I absolutely hate her. Arrogant, condescending, racist to the moon - everything she has to say is better than what I have to say except its charged with mysterious meaning. I can eat a pita in the middle of Paris and not feel bad about it. She's full of narcissistic self loathing. Totally selfish human. Total b****, total s***. I'd rather go clubbing."

1 Wendigo is Arthur, you're MordecaiKINGSINGER
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2 Golden EggsKINGSINGER
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3 NosyKINGSINGER
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4 Loyalty curiosity & strengthKINGSINGER
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5 MathKINGSINGER
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6 MachiavellionKINGSINGER
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7 Mordecai, I'm nothing without youKINGSINGER
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8 Good news bad newsKINGSINGER
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9 AmortizationKINGSINGER
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10 You rescued meKINGSINGER
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11 Financial derelictionKINGSINGER
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12 It says right hereKINGSINGER
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13 DowryKINGSINGER
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14 Every fractionKINGSINGER
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15 Avoiding youKINGSINGER
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16 Nothing without youKINGSINGER
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Avery is an telenewscaster in a dog eat dog world.

1 Good morning AmericaKINGSINGER
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2 Dog eat doggy doggyKINGSINGER
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3 Privacy infrastructureKINGSINGER
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4 Privacy infrastructureKINGSINGER
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5 Privacy mattersKINGSINGER
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6 BoogeymanKINGSINGER
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7 Not anti corporatistsKINGSINGER
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8 We likeKINGSINGER
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9 OptimismKINGSINGER
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10 TelekinesisKINGSINGER
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11 NerdKINGSINGER
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12 BuhbyeKINGSINGER
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Cassidy Sutter is a young politician's wife, disillusioned by her marriage to Kennedy Hartman in Black Bird's Nest. This is a story about a woman who can't fully commit. So terrified is she of codependence that she ends up with a possessive husband who threatens her execution for running astray. This story explores themes of fate, betrayal and intuition.

1 SwearsKINGSINGER
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2 Remember?KINGSINGER
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3 Why are you such a Chinese sucker?KINGSINGER
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Cassidy Sutter's voice as a child reveals an upbringing drowning in prejudice. She knows her words are hurtful and yet adults fixate on her brutal honesty, out of their fear of it being true or tenacity to prove her erroneous. Cassidy is indulged more than some, but not all. Themes do not shy away from historical fact. From an audacious place, Cassidy makes light of heavy issues.

4 “Precious seed in fallow ground.”KINGSINGER
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5 Sand snakesKINGSINGER
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6 BackstabbiesKINGSINGER
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7 Sandy SnakesKINGSINGER
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8 Donkish jaundiceKINGSINGER
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9 From outer spaceKINGSINGER
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10 Daddy, will you buy me a new toy?KINGSINGER
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1 AtrociousKINGSINGER
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2 istsKINGSINGER
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3 I…KINGSINGER
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Onice barters for her life with the Goliath Jin from Dark Solomon. She speaks Japanese.

 

All the sweetness in the world won't transform a monster into a man. For he, the rapist at heart, what appears to drive this uncouth craven? His eyes are the soulless shades of fog and mud - eyes meant to be the jewels of each face, no matter its color, every heart. Neither black as starry nights or blue as crystal days, the Jin rages on.

 

Never indulge him. Run and hide.

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1 Disgusting virile maleKINGSINGER
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2 ToadKINGSINGER
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Kpop Demon Hunters spoof. This is not my normal voice. It's a cathartic release of fury regarding the subversion of Korean Pop culture. A quick google search of the before and after photos of Kpop stars reveal how plain they are without scientific innovations, hair dye, cosmetics and manipulative surgeries. If cheating is acceptable and celebrated, and if the fairest is preferred, I might presume to play an evil Russian mail order bride to rival the pretense of Kpop classism and hypocrisy at its finest.

1 Jin Laddin memoriesKINGSINGER
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2 Love and war KINGSINGER
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3 Everything’s goodKINGSINGER
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4 One chanceKINGSINGER
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5 Look me in the eyeKINGSINGER
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6 OrthodoxKINGSINGER
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7 Whore houseKINGSINGER
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8 VelcomeKINGSINGER
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9 MumblesKINGSINGER
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10 Russian pussyKINGSINGER
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11 Scared IranianKINGSINGER
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12 SobbingKINGSINGER
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13 Thank youKINGSINGER
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World's Best Mom. Bloopers. Exactly what makes a great mother great? Who else will tell you that a nose job is nessecary, your eyes are weak and you're only good as a petite hooker, "so you better work." This mother scours the net to penetrate our lies and the truth hurts. The truth matters.

1 She loves Eyvind EarleKINGSINGER
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2 Someone in the audience coughedKINGSINGER
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3 Ingrish lessonKINGSINGER
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4 Biz as usualKINGSINGER
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5 HysteriaKINGSINGER
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6 Mussolini ehKINGSINGER
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7 Oh noKINGSINGER
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8 Hockney daysKINGSINGER
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All the shades of brutal honesty on the phone and proper greetings.

1 Women on InstagramKINGSINGER
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2 MericaKINGSINGER
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3 Serving fried riceKINGSINGER
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4 Love love love foreverKINGSINGER
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Captain Soysauce is a tween. Exactly WHAT IS HAPPENING in Ghina at this very moment? J - E - A - L - O - U - S - Y. Jealous how? Of who, what, where and when? Fitter, happier, more productive, pretending to be someone important on social media - press "like" to make me feel sex, Fabulouso. Call a therapist. Let's talk about it, girl.

1 KimjookKINGSINGER
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2 AmericanKINGSINGER
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3 RespectKINGSINGER
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4 I don’t know where the money isKINGSINGER
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Pretending to be a house bunny for prostitution has been the norm, since 2020 and beyond. Women's Liberation has faded. Long live the PATRIARCHY. Who is this woman? Carlotta is her name. She needs breast implants, rhinoplasty, blepharoplasty, buccal fat removal, 4 inch nails, lash extensions, tattoos, jewelry, a platinum blonde wig, weight loss pills and the perfect sex drive to fit in with her friends on the social media death scroll. She's not trying to be a mafia mob boss's wife. Swears.

1 Not fairKINGSINGER
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2 I love it for youKINGSINGER
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3 Chiquita banana dias mioKINGSINGER
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4 I thoughtKINGSINGER
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5 My time, my moneyKINGSINGER
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6 Axked nicelyKINGSINGER
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7 I swear if you mentionKINGSINGER
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Regional colloquialisms.

1 AnemicKINGSINGER
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2 No more stuffKINGSINGER
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3 Consistency and compassionKINGSINGER
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4 Take a breathKINGSINGER
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