The cultivation of authenticity.
Petty Menalustous
Written by Priscilla Wong
Hephaestusfestus held his testes to build his nestes and broke his bestest, Helen of Boy.
So crested was Hephaestusfestus that he fell into cahoots with Menalustous,
Hades was the status quostest, and so infidelous. Truly blasphemestous. In the shame of Hades, Menalustous lusted even more for money, fame, and dames. As a result, this broad, Helen runs away with a dapper seasoned gentleman named Paris.
There's a war and a Heradian whore.
Meanwhile, a collected Hephaestusfestus erectest a net over a dark haired Aphrodite carrying away with a Golden haired Ares. The net did break and Hephaestusfestus was bested then arrested.
The story ends with Hades throwing a ubiquitous underworld blaspheparty,
Free, courtesy of the universe.
All are invited.
Runaway, his Hera-scorned bride did, just for existancetest, thus became his questest. Queen and wedding plans abandonedest.
Persephone's pomegranate seeds she done did ejectest.
Hera insistent in her style of complete infringest, assisted by the dimmest, assured by the creepest, mocked by the bravest, erotically slavest as the babygirlest, hands cuffed in the dated Hade's Persphest beddest chambest. A ruthless multitude of carnal hatred, bequestest by shades of fifty, the greyest. Vowed to destroy young love, not once but twice, maybe thrice, and bring about detritus.
Hades ate fecestest.
The Art of War, Ares burnedest.
Persephone begs the wildest and the beastest, for shelter from Hera's petty malevolence. Concede not to adultery and the witches. Hera shamelessly sinnest, lustful for Persephone's youthfulness.
The cursed rings breakest.
Hera ever greedest. Her misappropriatest revisionist history features of malign, bombest, thoroughly misinformed on Facebook by the trashiest, on her path of mistress.
Zues relented and from the phoenix ashes, Hercules arose, victorious.
Hephaestusfestus laughs at Hera's debauchery.
π decidest that the ornerniness of life is most splendidest.
Hermes, at last restest.